Ever Have a Day Like This?!?!

My husband woke me up before he left for work like every other day, but today is not like every other day, you see. Today the rain was pouring SO HARD I just had to close my eyes for ONE MINUTE!!! and then over 2 hours later.....
**knock knock**
"Ummm....Mom? Can we down stairs for breakfast yet?"
"Oh CRAP!!! WHAT TIME IS IT?!?!" and JUMP out of bed! Grab a pair of jeans, a workout top-because I can't find my bra fast enough-and throw on a t-shirt.

It's 7:30 am, there is NO WAY to get the kids to school on time...but that doesn't stop me from rushing around like a crazy mom to three who was awaken by her twins unexpectedly.

One twin claims he has a stomach ache. I tell him, "You know, today is not the day to stay home from school because you want to lay around and watch TV, right? I have a LOT to do today."

He still claimed he was sick and I quickly realized I need to get my youngest up, too! Whoops!

About 15 minutes later, we are all out the door, teeth (barely) brushed, shoes on, keys in my hand, form of ID and phone in the OTHER hand.

Drop 1 of 2 twins off at school. Take the other two kids home, run upstairs and try to start some work.

2 hours later, I realize that I only have 40 minutes to be to my doctor's appointment, which is about 45 minutes away, without kids anything slowing me down....and I still needed to brush my teeth, okay? LOL Gross, I know! I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!! Trust me! I KNOW!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA But I made sure not to talk directly to anyone at the school when dropping my son off late. I PROMISE!

So I end up calling my doctor to let him know, ironically enough, for the first time in our relationship, I am going to be the late one!

He was not amused. He very kindly tried to tell me that he is more than happy to accommodate me because I am "a long time client"-LOL!! I kindly reminded him that the last TWO TIMES I had been to his office, he was the one who was VERY late.  We called a truce and called it even. Ha!

I took the twin claiming to have a stomach ache (Mr. Fakey) and his cute but LOUD brother, Mr. FussyPants, to Trader Joe's. Mr. Fakey was distraught when he found out that Trader Joe's was a grocery store and NOT a restaurant! But son, THEY HAVE COOKIE BUTTER!!!!! bwahahaha!

THEN we had to go to the poor man's grocery store (LOL!) and I like it there because you don't have someone following you around, "Can I help you?"
"Did you need help finding something?"
"Oh! Excuse me!" distracting you at every aisle. If you have a direct line between the meats and the cheese, IT DOES NOT MATTER that you are the customer, you silly GOOSE! Customers PAY to shop there! Employees GET PAID to be there! So it is completely understandable why they get so upset when I get in their way!!!

Anywho, it's at THIS point that I realize, WHOOPS!!!!

I know. No one expect me to sound like this! LOL
 I'm NOW scared I sound like a man or a smurf.
Thank you, Internet.
Sincerely,
Another Thing To Be Insecure Over in Texas
LOL!!! I kid! I kid!!

So. 

How long did it take for YOU to realize your shirt was inside out? Was someone kind enough to tell YOU?

Did your doctor say anything to you???? lol MINE DIDN'T!!! 

I don't know if this means I need to be more concerned for my doctor or BOTH of us?!? 

It got past all 3 kids, the women who work in the office up at school, my husband, my doctor!!!!! and all of the super extremely friendly people at Trader Joe's. Bwahahahaha! Who am I kidding?! They are probably ALL still talking about the crazy woman who talks to phone. 

And if so....how long did it take you to figure out your shirt was inside out?